"Typically with the wave championships looming, the forecast was appalling."

Perhaps it was fate that the wind came from the north west with small waves producing conditions more akin to the south coast than Rhossy. After all, Pozo PWA superstar and port tack specialist, Ben Proffit, was injured and unable to compete. He would have been a favourite in classic Rhosneigr conditions, but in north westerly, starboard tack, anything could happen.

Thursday: The Only Proper Day of Wind.

Sunny, chilly, small waves and not even that windy. Most of the 20 strong Pro fleet were on 5.8m sails and their biggest wave boards. The waves were rideable, the jumping was fun, but really we all knew how much better Rhosneigr could be. Andy King was easily the best at jumping in these light conditions, landing backloops off chop. But he did opt to use a 100 litre freestyle board which was not the best for wave riding. Throughout the day Chris Audsley and John Skye stood out, as you would expect, and were loving the south coast conditions. The amount of consistently landed back loops was amazingly high considering the average conditions.

The Funsport flag was kept flying to the very end by team riders Greg Martin and Phil Horrocks, with Phil staying into the very end with some pretty special wave riding considering the mucky conditions.

Phil Horrock's charge had landed him a place in the final alongside Chris Audsley, John Skye (typically) and perhaps surprisingly Terry Luxton, who had been sneaking through his heats quite comfortably. The tide was now out, and the conditions really had deteriotated. Still, a ninja kick by Audsley and the best wave of the heat by far saw a first place for the south coast boy.

Right, that is enough of that. Now for something completely different...

MEET RUSS TETLOW, MASTERS CHAMP: MAD as a HATTER, totally BONKERS...

Russ: Thanks Clyde you GIT, enough of that rubbish, this is how it really was:
 
The Wave competition at Rhosneigr was quite an experience, and not one you ought to miss if ever you get the chance.  At 40 years old it was my introduction to competition and I was throwing myself in at the deep end by entering the Pro Fleet!  The Best of British, not an undertaking to be taken lightly, these boys and girls are seriously good.  

Usually, competing of any sort just does not appeal but I was now faced with a challenge, and I was looking forward to seeing where I stood in the pecking order. Only problem was, I was supposed to be entering a wave competition and my wave riding definately lacked finesse!  I have been trying and trying, but nothing ........... not good!  (Dave Buckland, the event organiser and potentially one of my competitors, told me he would let me know the secrets of wave riding, AFTER the competition. Bar-steward!)

However, three weeks before the contest, in port tack winds, all of a sudden I was riding three or four turns, gybing on the face of a wave on the outside and then front-side riding it into the beach. I was really relieved, but phew, that was cutting things a little short. However, that was no help as on the only day of competition the wind was blowing from the other blooming direction.

But that was the least of my worries. Please note, if YOU should decide to enter one of these competitions, get someone to explain how the flags work BEFORE the event. I am thick or what? I lost a minute on both my heats because I came in when the green flag was lowered. The heats were only six minutes long and there is still a minute to go once the green flag comes down. Doh! 

Thursday 04 Nov. Wave Competition.  

Russ: Morning arrives and there is not a lot of wind. I'm on a 6.4m sail on a custom wave, 105 litre board. It's cross-on from the right at about 18-20mph.  My first heat was rubbish, I don't think I even got my fin out of the water. I thought that that was the end of my competition, but another heat some time later and a quick board change saw a couple of rotations front and back and the occasional arse wiggle on one or two waves, which meant I clocked up at least a couple of points. Didn't get me through though.

The Pro's on the other hand put on a real nice show: some wicked backies, pushies and I think I even saw a goita off the lip from local boy Phil Horrocks. 

"Considering the iffy conditions, them boys really know how to rip. The ladies are hot too."

Saturday 06 Nov. I win the Expression Session! 

Russ: A bit of sailing backwards, a few hellyplops, a bit of a wave wiggle and I won!

Oh, did I mention that the Pro's had decided to express themselves at the local Cafe (nursing their hangovers) and forgot to show!  UKWA Boss (Judge Dredd aka Trevor Funnell) was not best pleased, and all the Pros will be paying a fine before they are allowed to enter their next contest.

Super twisted, 3rd placed Phil Horrocks


Louise Emery (Editor) can only look on as Camilla French jumps into 3rd spot

The National Wave Championships 2005 has been pencilled in for the 12-16 May. Let's hope the wind shows up proper so we can take out the Toffs on the water as well as in the Dunes!!! Congrats to Chris Audsley, Ruth Elliot, Chris Murray and Richard Jones.

As for the Masters Fleet........well there is only one Master:
Russell Tetlow, Rhosneigr Masters
Wave Champion 2004!

Ladies Report by Louise Emery

It seems to me in the Ladies fleet that port tack provides certain winners and starboard tack events provide others.
What was looking like the only day of wind
was blowing from the wrong way –
north-westerly, starboard tack. No!!!

"I always pray for
port tack and it being
Rhosneigr I thought I
wouldn’t have to pray
that much. Halleluia,
was I mistaken!"

The other problem for me was that the
conditions dictated that jumping would be
more important than wave riding and from the outset it was clear that if you could forward loop on starboard, you’d be in the final.

That put Ruth Elliot and Sonia Pavelin way ahead before the first flag went up. With that move in their handbags, they were quietly confident that a podium position was theirs.

But what about Triple Crown Champion
Charlie Connelly, surely she would give
them a run for their money? Well it just
wasn’t Charlie's day. She looked tired after her week of tring to be “Extreme” on the Isle of White and managed to spend two heats searching for waves and ramps that just weren’t there. Both myself and Charlie lost in the first rounds so found ourselves up against each other for the last place in the final. I don’t beat Charlie that often, in fact this was my second time ever. But to be honest, it was a hollow victory as we both sailed rubbish and the judges had a job to decide who was the least worst.

So, no surprises that Ruth and Sonia looped their way to the final with Sonia looking the best in the waves. But also joining them was Camilla French. Camilla’s backloop attempts were impressive and although she didn’t land any, the judges always mark up ballsy moves in the women’s fleet, and she beat me fair and square. I thought it was real close between the two loopers. Ruth’s loops were a touch cleaner, but Sonia had much better wave rides. However, the local girl ruled and Ruth was absolutely ecstatic to win her first OUTDOOR National Title.(She is the UK Indoor champion)

As Charley and me sat on the beach watching the final we could only think one thing:

"We better learn to loop on both tacks by next season"

"Winning Rhosneigr came as a big surprise to me. Not because I did not think I was capable of winning, but because I had convinced myself that there would not be an event due to the bad forecast. On the one and only day of competition, the conditions were marginal but just enough to have a good, fair contest in the light onshore winds.

I was very pleased with my sailing. I pulled every back loop I tried and caught some good waves along with making a couple of taka's back on the wave. I have been waiting for an event with these conditions because I have been practicing taka's all summer and knew they would be the winning move because no one can make them consistently in the British fleet.

The whole event was great though. Dave from Funsport put on a decent event with good sponsorship from Boardseeker magazine. There was lots of joy food as well! I hope to go back next year to defend my title!"

1st place Chris Murray on the Youth event:

"The Youth and Junior events were held on the Saturday. The day started with planing conditions on a 5.4m sail with knee high waves. However, they ran the event in the afternoon and by then the wind had dropped, so they ran an expression session to get a result. In my first round I got some good waves and did tail first rides to impress the judges. I won that round and in my next heat I did a tack called a 'conker tack' which really impressed the judges. I won that round as well! In the last round the wind dropped even more and I lost to Darren Mitchell, but I had won overall. So I am the UK YOUTH WAVE SAILING CHAMPION which is brilliant! "